Some Maxi-sms

Maxi is sitting on the toilet. I see him rubbing his legs, thighs and pinching his toes. I ask him "What are you doing?" He answers "I'm trying to squeeze out the poopoo, Papi!"

Henry bumped his head while playing with Alex while I'm getting Maxi ready for bed. I ask Henry "Do I need to cut open your head and see if it's hurt inside?" Maxi screams out "You can't do that, Papi, it's made out of wood!"